Rory broke all kinds of records today and did it all the while looking exactly like Danny Noonan. Caddyshack lives.

It was my first attempt at pumpkin bread and I think I nailed it. My wife said it sure looked like I nailed it.

We at Lazy Stripper appreciate real talent….all kinds of talent.  Looking hot is a talent or then there’s the singing type talent and we’re most likely the best finder of Internet talent on YouTube.  We discovered Paramore and Justin Bieber but of course we were too lazy too do anything about it.  So we’d like to introduce Lisa Scinta.   She’ll become famous soon as well but looks like a million other people saw this one first and yet nobody’s signed her.  If I wasn’t so lazy I would sign her in a minute

I promise she looked like Carrie Underwood last night

“I’m good at math,” Alex Hermann, a Glenbrook South High School student, said. “I’m kind of good at math and at stats I see on TV during the game.”

Alex entered the bracket on CBSsports.com’s bracket challenge. His 24-year-old brother Andrew, who helped him enter his picks into CBS’ bracket manager, also entered the contest — and ranks behind 500,000 other people.

“My bracket is totally shot,” hist 24-year-old brother Andrew said. “So is everyone else I know.”

ESPN estimates around 4.78 million played in their bracket challenge, but no one picked all the games correctly. The leader at ESPN’s bracket has already missed four games.

But Alex Hermann’s miraculous bracket is still a picture of perfection.

Andrew is still shocked — after looking it over for the umpteenth time, he told his mother to alert the media.

“I checked his bracket and it was off the chart,” Andrew said. “I thought it was a big deal.”

Alex doesn’t get anything for perfection. He entered one of three bracket games offered by CBS — the only one without a prize attached.

If you’re curious to see what he picked for the rest of the tournament click on his picks to the left.  He has Purdue winning it all so I am officially guaranteeing that he won’t get the whole thing right

Tats can be sexy but not when they’re plastered on a Swamp Donkey

Ben Fold is having a great time with ChatRoulette.  So great he let his concert audience in on it.  Here’s a look and it’s SFW (bad stuff edited out)

I knew as she made me breakfast burritos down in the cafeteria that perhaps I had overjudged last night.  She looked much closer to Kim Kardashian after 14 beers