In the 80′s I was jealous of Tom Cruise. In the 90′s I acknowledged Tom Cruise. In the 2000′s I hated Tom Cruise. Now I’m scared of him. The dude has three front teeth. People always say what a wonderful full smile he has but if you look closely the guy threw in a extra front tooth. I realize the teeth aren’t real and that it’s a bridge but that’s what he started with and so that’s what he put back. Just bigger and whiter. I’m guessing he also has three nipples and two belly buttons.
