http://lazystripper.com We Want the Dollar, We Just Don't Want to Work For It Sun, 19 Jun 2011 23:10:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://lazystripper.com/2010/02/05/tom_cruise_has_three_front_teeth/ http://lazystripper.com/2010/02/05/tom_cruise_has_three_front_teeth/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:44:17 +0000 Dakota Greyhawk http://lazystripper.com/?p=1

In the 80′s I was jealous of Tom Cruise.  In the 90′s I acknowledged Tom Cruise. In the 2000′s I hated Tom Cruise.  Now I’m scared of him.  The dude has three front teeth.  People always say what a wonderful full smile he has but if you look closely the guy threw in a extra front tooth.  I realize the teeth aren’t real and that it’s a bridge but that’s what he started with and so that’s what he put back.  Just bigger and whiter.  I’m guessing he also has three nipples and two belly buttons.

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