If you are like us here at Lazy Stripper then you have to be flabbergasted by the recent decision of Kathleen McHugh to give Chad Johnson 30 days because she felt she was being disrespected. Not because she thought it was a fair ruling but because she was emotionally upset. Fortunately the judge is a public figure and her contact information is public. If you’d like to do exactly that I will save you some time. Here is her information if you’d like to show your displeasure with her ruling.  But please, show more restraint than she did.

(954) 831-7489

Something is not right.  According to Deadspin, Manti Te’o, the Heisman Trophy finalist from Notre Dame is claiming that he was conned into thinking his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, had died of leukemia.   I think it eventually turns out he made the whole thing up for publicity but he IS a Mormon and you know Mormons are gullible when it comes to women.  What makes me think he may be faking is this picture he posted a few months of him and his girlfriend.

You remember Michelle Jenneke, the adorable Australian hurdler who has the sexiest warmup in the history of competitive track. Well she’s back again in a few videos showing us he dancing talents and having a little fun with the guys over at Chive

And then Michelle having a little fun on showing us her

And of course…….the original video that caused all the guys to take up pole vaulting

The guy is such a stud it probably only took him a week to grow his man beard.  Movember is supposed to draw attention to Men’s Health but in this case it merely reminds you of how much more of a man The Rock is than you.  He’s sitting in a damn chair and he still is ripped.  I think I’m going to go and iron my dress.

It’s pretty obvious from the pics below that cats like boobs as much as we do.

This certainly doesn’t fall into the “I don’t believe it” category of drug overdoses.  Many people assumed he had already died from a drug overdose years ago.  According to TMZ “did indeed OD on drugs, and his mom is the one who discovered him in the apartment and called 911. Although cause of death is premature, so far law enforcement is telling us it was “possibly accidental.” Like most drug users, when asked how he was doing he said he was clean and “doing well”.  Guess not

Another note of caution.  DO NOT RENT IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX!   Rick James overdosed a few doors down here as well.  If you don’t get hooked on drugs here, I can guarantee the people around already are.

She had me at “those Funions are hanging…help me shake this thing”

The Hills is the changing face of television. Only because all the girls on the show seems to keep changing their faces. Audrina’s is certainly for the better. I noticed she’s not wearing any socks in these photos but I just assume that’s because she couldn’t see them when she looked down anyway. Here’s a little sample of what’s coming from FHM.