I promise she looked like Carrie Underwood last night
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Mar
I knew as she made me breakfast burritos down in the cafeteria that perhaps I had overjudged last night. She looked much closer to Kim Kardashian after 14 beers
12
Mar
It was the first girl I ever bedded that could look me in the eyes and read a paper at the same time
Tags: Swamp Donkey
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Mar
Tags: Swamp Donkey
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Mar
Tags: Fatty Girl
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Mar
Swamp Donkey def A woman of lesser beauty (usually heavy) that waits at a bar until the end of the night preying on guys that are filthy drunk in attempt to bag them
Tags: Swamp Donkey