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		<title>Rory Mcllroy Wins U.S. Open But Still Looks Like Danny Noonan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rory broke all kinds of records today and did it all the while looking exactly like Danny Noonan. Caddyshack lives.]]></description>
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		<title>Not Sure Why But Nobody Seemed To Want to Eat My Pumpkin Bread</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was my first attempt at pumpkin bread and I think I nailed it. My wife said it sure looked like I nailed it.]]></description>
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		<title>Real Talent Of the Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We at Lazy Stripper appreciate real talent&#8230;.all kinds of talent.  Looking hot is a talent or then there&#8217;s the singing type talent and we&#8217;re most likely the best finder of Internet talent on YouTube.  We discovered Paramore and Justin Bieber but of course we were too lazy too do anything about it.  So we&#8217;d like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lazystripper.com/2010/03/26/real-talent-of-the-day/</link>
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		<title>Swamp Donkey of the Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I promise she looked like Carrie Underwood last night]]></description>
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		<title>Autistic Kid Picks Every Game Correct So Far In NCAA Tournament</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m good at math,&#8221; Alex Hermann, a Glenbrook South High School student, said. &#8220;I&#8217;m kind of good at math and at stats I see on TV during the game.&#8221; Alex entered the bracket on CBSsports.com&#8217;s bracket challenge. His 24-year-old brother Andrew, who helped him enter his picks into CBS&#8217; bracket manager, also entered the contest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swamp Donkey of The Day: Michelle &#8220;Bombshell&#8221; McGee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tats can be sexy but not when they&#8217;re plastered on a Swamp Donkey]]></description>
		<link>http://lazystripper.com/2010/03/22/swamp-donkey-of-the-day-michelle-bombshell-mcgee/</link>
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		<title>Cheryl Cole Is The Hottest Thing On This Planet</title>
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		<title>Really?  I Would Think This Wouldn&#8217;t Be Necessary</title>
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		<title>Ben Folds aka The ChatRoulette Request Guy, Roulettes at Concert</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ben Fold is having a great time with ChatRoulette.  So great he let his concert audience in on it.  Here&#8217;s a look and it&#8217;s SFW (bad stuff edited out)]]></description>
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		<title>Swamp Donkey of the Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I knew as she made me breakfast burritos down in the cafeteria that perhaps I had overjudged last night.  She looked much closer to Kim Kardashian after 14 beers]]></description>
		<link>http://lazystripper.com/2010/03/18/swamp-donkey-of-the-day-3/</link>
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